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Birthday

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Item #HB-1 Inside: Sparky, your old neighbor, sends along birthday greetings... and to say he's still sweet on you.	Item #HB-2 Front: In honor of your birthday, just some of your friends formed a conga line... Inside: It stretched from here to Albuquerque.	Item #HB-3 Inside: Despite initial misgivings, Ida and Daphne thought the roadkill would make one sweet birthday hat.
Item #HB-4 Inside: Another birthday and you're still on the wagon. Congratulations.	Item #HB-5 Front: The voices told me it was your birthday. The mushrooms must be working Inside: Best wishes for a birthday that far exceeds this dimension.
Item #HB-6 Inside: Happy Birthday to a friend who seems closer than a Siamese twin.	Item #HB-7 Inside: Lulu heard that only tramps rode on trains. Best wishes for your own adventurous b-day.	Item #HB-8 Front: And soon, you'll welcome a faithful new visitor each month! You don't mean... my very own American Express bill? Inside: May your birthday bring unusual and exciting surprises.
Item #HB-9 Front: (Name on uniform) NORMAL Inside: Sadly, even on your birthday you would never, ever be allowed to play on this team.	Item #HB-10 Inside: Your name came up the other day. Here's to one bitchin' birthday.	Item #HB-11 Inside: Occasionally, Walter's magnetic personality would go to his head. Hope your own birthday is positively charged.
Item #HB-12 Inside: Then that piece of trailer trash had the nerve to call me a ho. Hel-lo! More refreshments, dear, or are you stuffed? Happy Birthday, Doll.	Item #HB-13 Inside: No time for window shopping as Kiki and Chanel were late for their dates at the cockfight. May feathers fly on your birthday, too.	Item #HB-14 Inside: Most unexpectedly, while catching rays, Alice's water broke. Best wishes for welcome surprises this birthday.
Item #HB-15 Inside: After Darlene was given her happy pills, it was difficult to determine who was more potted. Here's to your own happy and special birthday.	Item #HB-16 Inside: Muffy was pissed when the other Junior League provisionals wouldn't join along in "I'm a Little Teapot." Here's to a raucus, high society birthday.	Item #HB-17 Inside: Nuns on the right, hookers on the left. This birthday, may you discover your proper station in life.
Item #HB-18 Inside: Just like your mother, Uncle Ed's ponies liked to turn tricks. Here's to an over-the-top performance on your birthday.	Item #HB-19 Inside: Larry, the urologist, amused his buddies with tales of the examination room. Best wishes for a birthday of gigantic proportions.	Item #HB-20 Inside: To Inga, size didn't matter. Or Bobby Ray being her first cousin. Hope your birthday measures up, relatively speaking.
Item #HB-21 Inside: Of course you can join the adults in Rock-Paper-Scissors, Mary Frances. But first fetch Mommy another mai-tai. It's your birthday. You don't have to act your age.	Item #HB-22 Inside: Tired of holding their balls, the boys were ready to get off.	Item #HB-23 Front: If I have to put up with these bunko bitches one more week, I'm going to slit my wrists. Inside: This birthday, may all your wishes come true.
Item #HB-24 Inside: It made no difference that Babs and Bess weren't going anywhere. They just enjoyed the good vibrations. Here's to a happy, sensual birthday.	Item #HB-25 Front: Oooh, Pearl! There's that handsome brother of yours. What's he like? Hard liquor and women with big tits. Inside: Hope your birthday is full of life's pleasures.	Item #HB-26 Front: If I'd whacked her when I first thought about it, I'd be out by now. Inside: This birthday may you be surrounded by those you love.
Item #HB-27 Inside: Bernice liked her bourbon like her men. Strong and straight up. Best wishes for your own spirited birthday.	Item #HB-28 Inside: I like that your friends always bring out the tramp in you. Happy Birthday, Friend.	Item #HB-29 Inside: Every year Aunt Flo would get potted on her birthday. Enjoy your own stimulating day.
Item #HB-30 Inside: Celebrate! This year, your birthday falls on National Shave Your Back-Hair Day.	Item #HB-31 Inside: I've had this pounding headache all day and, oh ... there's my lost binkie. Expect aches, pains, and dementia at your age. Happy Birthday!	Item #HB-32 Inside: Taking out the trash aways reminded Carmine of his dating life. Enjoy a happy birthday with someone special.
Item #HB-33 Inside: Happy Birthday from you highly emotional fan club.	Item #HB-34 Inside: Helga and Bobbie Jo... White trash on food stamps. Celebrate your birthday... Beer, bingo, cigarettes, pork rinds.	Item #HB-35 Inside: After once again coming in 4th, Kevin resolved to begin estrogen therapy. Happy birthday to a winner, with our without hormones.
Item #HB-36 Inside: Remember Wally back in the sixth grade? He's now on the Grand Ol' Opry. Yodel yourself a happy birthday.	Item #HB-37 Inside: Howard failed to get the memo about casual Fridays. For you, a birthday suit is appropriate.	Item #HB-38 Front: Do you suppose Elmer sees me just as another trophy he mounts? Inside: Bag yourself a very happy birthday.
Item #HB-39 Front: I just love theme Parties! That tramp better not ask me to do windows. I seriously need medication. Inside: Party on! Celebrate your birthday in your own special style.	Item #HB-40 Front: Cool! I had a vision of a roomful of virgins and pop! You all appear. In your dreams, Bub. Hey, I qualify. Inside: Envision yourself a Happy Birthday.	Item #QCHB-41 Front: Hey, I’ve got a fun idea! Let’s out Clarence. Inside: You’re next. Happy Birthday!
Item #HB-42 Inside: Best wishes for a perky birthday.	Item #HB-43 Inside: Guys in plaid, picking up chicks. Best wishes for a high-scoring birthday.	Item #HB-44 Front: Can you believe Imogene just criticized your pineapple upside down cake? Slut! Inside: This birthday may you be surrounded by the people and desserts you love.
Item #HB45 Front: Listen, Girlfriend ...I’ve got credit cards, hot wheels, and a doobie in the glove box. Let’s split for Mexico! Inside: It’s your birthday. ..get loco.	Item #HB-46 Inside: Mary, take this down: --Happy Birthday --Congratulations --You’re a whore --Best wishes on your bat mitzvah --Your Parole office called --_____________________	Item #HB-47 Inside: It was leRoy’s highest elevation since discovering the little blue pill. Here’s to a mountaintop birthday experience.
Item # QCHB-48 Front:: You know they’re going to name me Debutante Queen. You know youre gonna get bitch-slapped, Princess. Inside: Have a royally happy Birthday.	Item # QCHB- 51 Inside: Cal always got a kick out of shooting blanks at his deaf brother. Find special ways to celebrate your birthday,.	Item # QCHB- 52 Inside: Just for your birthday - a coming out party!
Item # QCHB- 53 Front: I must be hallucinating. I must be gay. I must be a princess. Inside: It’s your birthday... embrace your individuality.	Item # QCHB- 54 Inside: May all your birthday fantasies come true.	Item # QCHB-55 Inside: For your birthday, Buster will gladly bait your hook.
Item # QCHB- 56 Front: My prostate hurts. I'm bitchy. My diaper is wet. Inside: We all feel our age. Happy Birthday!