Queen of Cards

Greeting

Item #G-43

Inside: From the campaign, Hillary’s advisors went back to their lives at WhoNeedsMen.net.

Item #G-44

Inside: Eventually, Walter realized medical science could only take him so far. Congratulations on your major new developments.

Birthday

Item #HB-38

Front: Do you suppose Elmer sees me just as another trophy he mounts?
Inside: Bag yourself a very happy birthday.

Item #HB-39

Front: I just love theme Parties! That tramp better not ask me to do windows. I seriously need medication.
Inside: Party on! Celebrate your birthday in your own special style.

Item #HB-40

Front: Cool! I had a vision of a roomful of virgins and pop! You all appear. In your dreams, Bub. Hey, I qualify.
Inside: Envision yourself a Happy Birthday.

Item #HB-42

Inside: Best wishes for a perky birthday.

Item #HB-43

Inside: Guys in plaid, picking up chicks.
Best wishes for a high-scoring birthday.

Item #HB-44

Front: Can you believe Imogene just criticized your pineapple upside down cake?
Slut!
Inside: This birthday may you be surrounded by the people and desserts you love.

Item #HB45

Front: Listen, Girlfriend ...I’ve got credit cards, hot wheels, and a doobie in the glove box. Let’s split for Mexico!
Inside: It’s your birthday. ..get loco.

Item #HB-46

Inside: Mary, take this down:
--Happy Birthday
--Congratulations
--You’re a whore
--Best wishes on your bat mitzvah
--Your Parole office called
--_____________________

Item #HB-47

Inside: It was leRoy’s highest elevation since discovering the little blue pill. Here’s to a mountaintop birthday experience.