Queen of Cards

Greeting Cards

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Item #G-1 Inside: Bruce and Lionel were never quite the same after that foxhole incident.	Item #G-2 Inside: Bernice always found herself a little behind in her gardening.	Item #G-3 Inside: Mary and Grace were shocked to discover there wasn't a beach anywhere near to Kansas.	Item #G-4 Inside: Bob couldn't wait to see the looks on the faces at her class reunion.
Item #G-5 Inside: Over time, Delbert developed a close, but somewhat unnatural relationship with his hood ornament.	Improved Caption Item #G-6 Inside: Lurlene was first in her Red Hat Society to experience the unbridled excitement of no underwear.	Item #G-7 Inside: In spite of it all, Jeremy decided it was best for Lorraine to meet his ex.	Item #G-8 Inside: As a small boy, Carl never dreamed that one day he would be named Ice Princess.
International Greeting Card Awards Louie Winner Item #G-9 Front: Tell me, Edna, did you and Earl ever have mutual orgasm? No... I think we had State Farm. Inside: Blank		Item #G-10 Inside: In his heart, Bernard knew it would never work.	Item #G-11 Inside: Judy developed a most unusual attraction to Krispy Kreme.
Item #G-12 Inside: Arnold quivered with excitment when he made the girls' synchronized swim team.	Item #G-13 Inside: Enough of this Jurassic crap. The next time you're on leave, I'll book the vacation.	Item #G-14 Inside: Tiffany misunderstood when her date said let's go Dutch.	Item #G-15 Inside: Ike and Frieda flipped for first dibs on the new roadside commode.
Item #G-16 Inside: Of course there were raised eyebrows, but Derek was secure in his sexuality.	Item #G-17 Inside: Yes, it was highly irregular, but Jacob saw the real benefits of two husbands and two wives.	Item #G-18 Inside: After receiving her Christmas goose, Gretchen responded with a high C.	Item #G-19 Inside: Edward was secretly amused after winning the title of Miss Lubbock.
Item #G-20 Inside: The Missionettes were pumped and ready to kick butt for Jesus.	Item #G-21 Inside: It wasn't that Burl was too big for his britches. It's just that he had a small ass.	Item #G-22 Inside: Secretly, the others all viewed Orville as the weakest link.	Item #G-23 Inside: While waiting for a jump from AAA, Fannie found it increasingly difficult to suppress her roadside sexuality.
Item #G-24 Inside: Suddenly, Buford remembered he was in the witness protection program.	Item #G-25 Inside: Basil never fully recovered from that exploding poultry incident.	Item #G-26 Inside: Patiently, the Republicans waited for the arrival of the exotic lap dancers.	Item #G-27 Inside: The O'Malley's awaited breathlessly, the arrival of the folks from Architectural Digest.
Item #G-28 Inside: At their convention in Toronto, the Shriners were greeted by two hookers and a gay caballero.	Item #G-29 Inside: Voltage regulated. Amps adjusted. The Orgasmatron® was ready.	Item #G-30 Inside: It was well into the second act before Darlene discovered she had forgotten her castanets.	Item #G-31 Inside: Sometimes it occurred to Vera that Zeke viewed her merely as arm candy.
Item #G-32 Inside: Suddenly, we understood how Uncle Al got that arrow in his ass.	Item #G-33 Inside: Pearl and Lester the super glue addicts, moments before an intervention by the 7:05 bullet train.	Item #G-34 Inside: While fully embracing her femininity, Jasmine occasionally longed for her days as a lumberjack.	Item #G-35 Inside: As a Republican, Roger went to great lengths to protect his lacy underall secret.
Item #G-36 Inside: Well sure. Of course. But only during shore leave.	Item #G-37 Inside: Wow. Who would have thought it?	Item #G-38 Inside: The guests were shocked that Miles and Blaine had the nerve to wear white on their wedding day.	Item #G-39 Inside: Even when the trumpets blew, the Unitarians were amused by the thought of The Rapture.
Item #G-40 Inside: Oscar was pleased with the results of his penile implant.	Item #G-41 Inside:	Item #G-42 Inside: The Believers were unprepared for a ride that would take them precariously close to hell.