Last Kiss

Item #LKE-GB1

Front: For my birthday I want... a man! A real man
-Have you tried police line-ups, dear? That's how I met your father!
Inside: Happy Birthday from a prisoner of love!

Item #LKE-N2

Front: Golly! No one's ever kissed me like this before...except my cocker spaniel...but he uses less tongue!
Inside: Hope you have a ton[gue] of fun on your birthday!

Item #LKE-GB3

Front: Mom, I've got a big date and I need some...uh, you know... protection!
-Oh... of course, dear! I'll loan you my gun!
Inside: Hope you have a high-caliber birthday!

Item #LKE-GB4

Front: Happy Birthday, Gorgeous!
-If only I could see who he is!
Inside: I hope you see how much I love you! Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-N5

Frong: Stewardess, how about a gin and tonic?
- Sure, I could use a drink!
Inside: And so...the celebration begins! Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-N6

Front: Men are all alike! Sooner or later... Jack would want mroe than just wild passion and cheap thrills! He'd expect me to... cook for him!
Inside: Order takeout! And have a Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB7

Front: Jeepers! A real woman! I knew buying this pilot's outfit would pay off!
- Gosh! A real pilot! I knew stuffing my bra would pay off!
Inside: Don’t pretend! Take off and have a Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB9

Front: I built you a pool... filled it with beer... and sold everything I own to buy you a ton of gifts! Is there anything I forgot?
- Yeah! You left the toilet seat down again!
Inside: Don’t sit this one out! Have a perfect birthday!

Item #LKE-GB10

Front: Honey, next time you bury me in the sand, please... don't put me in a casket!
- Gosh! It's a good thing I didn't decide on cremation!
Inside: Happy Birthday from someone who’ll always dig you!

Item #LKE-GB12

Front: Sure, I'm young, sexy, and stunningly beautiful... today! But... what about tomorrow?
Inside: Tomorrow’s another day, Scarlett! Enjoy today...and have a Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-N13

Front: If you'd just trust me... then I wouldn't have to lie to you!
- Gosh! You're right! Can you ever forgive me?
Inside: No excuses! Have a Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB15

Front: Have fun, but remember...I sewed security alarms into all your underwear!
- Oh, Dad! It's the perfect gift... my own personal homeland security!
Inside: Go ahead! Set off a few alarms...and have a Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB19

Front: I'm not asking for perfection... Please, just let him be single... or at least a bigamist!
Inside: May all your wishes come true! Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB21

Front: Surprise!
- For me? Gosh! And I thought you forgot my birthday!
- Oh, boy! I hopes he unwraps me first!
Inside: Happy Birthday, you naughty, knotty boy!

Item #LKE-N23

Front: Fires! Floods! Bad Hair Days! Nothing ever fazes you! What makes you so tough? So incredibly manly? What's your secret?
- I'm gay.
- Remember kids! It takes a real man to be gay!
Inside: Happy Birthday, tough guy!

Item #LKE-N24

Front: Of course, I love being a Quarterback! Every time I put my hands under a guy's butt, 60,000 people cheer!
- Cool! Outta the closet and into the spotlight!
Inside: Play hard! Score often! And have a Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB43

Front: Don't wait up for me! The fleet's in! I may not be back for days!
Inside: Go ahead! Celebrate! It’s your birthday!

Item #LKE-N44

Front: ...and so, you see, it' can't possibly be my fault!
- I just won't say anything! He's bound to feel guilty!
Inside: No regrets! Enjoy yourself! Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-N49

Front: Hi! I'm working my way through flight school... and if I can sell just a few more tickets I'll get to fly a real plane!
- It's a one-way ticket to doom, but... he's so handsome!
Inside: Take a chance! Be happy! And have a Wonderful Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB54

Front: Remember! You're not growing older!
Inside: More gullible? Maybe! Older? No! Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB55

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Birthday Card with comic panel interior

Front: Surprise! I got you a present!
-Great!
Inside: But there's only one thing I want... you and I together... forever!
- Darn! And I bought you a sweater!
Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB56

Front: Happy Birthday, Honey! You've turned 29 ... again!
- Finally! A man who believes everything I say!
Inside: Happy Birthday! Remember, you aren’t getting older--unless you admit it!

Item #LKE-GB58

Front: Happy Birthday, Darling... from a woman who's madly in love with you!
- Jeepers! Is it anyone I know?
Inside: Happy Birthday from...you better know who!

Item #LKE-GA59

Front:...and after we have kids, I'll pitch in...maybe even change a diaper or two!
- Oh, Darling, it's going to be so much fun... introducing you to reality!
Inside: Happy Anniversary and welcome to reality!

Item #LKE-GB60

Front: I feel so utterly worthless!! How could I give in to my desires like that? My life is over!
Inside: Oh, go ahead! Have another slice of cake! Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB61

Front: What a wonderful surprise! How did you keep it a secret?
- Easy, I just lied to you...like usual!
-Gosh! I wish someone would lie to me!
Inside: Wishing you the Happiest of Birthdays! And that’s the truth!

Item #LKE-GB63

Front: I'm so glad we're spending my birthday together!
- Her birthday?! Today?! Gotta think... quick!!
Inside: Warning! Code Red! Emergency plans are now underway! Prepare to have fun! Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB64

Front: Surprise! I'm wearing clean underwear... and I may even shave!
- Gosh! Is it my birthday already?
Inside: Honey, I’ll do anything to make sure you have a Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB65

Front: Fess up! What wild, crazy thing have you planned for my birthday?
- I've ordered pizza and put fresh batteries in the TV remote.
Inside: That oughta keep the kids busy while we’re celebrating! Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB66

Front: Wow! You're my birthday present?
- Yes, but I've got to warn you...
Inside: I‘m a non-returnable gift! Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB68

Front: So they're married! What's the big deal?
- You dope! Now they can have sleepovers together!
Inside: Wishing you many years of happy sleepovers!

Item #LKE-GB70

Front: Honey, I think you're finally for us to talk about the, uh... wonders of being a woman!
- Sure, Mom! What do you want to know?
Inside: Tell me everything! But first…have a Happy Birthday!

Item #LKE-GB78

Front: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the best-lookin' birthday babe of all!
Inside: Do you even need to ask? Happy Birthday, gorgeous!